One night in a local pub I was singing down with my band When a fellow of mine named Steve said buddy I don't understand Bonfire's a nice looking guy but I believe he's really high Because the girl he's kissing has got a beard that's thicker than mine When I met the lady I knew she was not really into men Bonfire is that what you've got? Are you doing the best you can? Dwarfette Bonfire's Love Dwarfette Bonfire's Loooooooooove Our drummer laid it right on the line She's as beautiful as my foot Leo said maybe that's a fight I'm gonna kick her with my boots Dwarfette Bonfire's Love Dwarfette Bonfire's Loooooooooove **SOLO** Hello Fellas, I wanna tell you a story about a buddy o'mine who's reaching for the stars, Bad thing is, to get there he's gotta kiss the dragon Woooooooooooow Said Bonfire boy would you have a little bit of pride Messing with the devil is something you''l regret for life I heard about ugly ladies, but this one freaks me out She would be pretty buried six feet underground Dwarfette Bonfire's Love Dwarfette Bonfire's Loooooooooove yeah Bonfire's Loooooooooove yeah